my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

• Posts from your "crushes"
• "What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
• "Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

100k+ notes, the people must really want these timelines.

if only there was a tab bar on tumblr. if only the tab bar was configurable to let you add/remove these as tabs. hmmm.

heads up that these timelines are now available as Dashboard tabs in the apps via your Tumblr Labs settings, on Tumblr for iOS version 22.7+ (out now) and Android 24.0+ (not out yet).

puppygirl who got an orchiectomy who has a tattoo of the symbol for neutered animals

EXTREMELY GOOD ADDITION THANK YOU <33

me using the physgun on my friends in gmod

cheerleaders come out for halftime at the soccer match and cheer "2 4 6 8 who do we im pre g nate" and then whichever players name gets shouted the loydest gets to get knocked up on the field

There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*

*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.

siblings and doors

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

rule